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Seth Turtle

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August 6th, 2009

WTF u bean?

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huey
If anyone's wondering where I've been for the past four months, I spend most of my time in LiveJournal now. =3

I'm expecting a raise at work soon. I'm in the process of writing my second book. This one is fantasy-oriented, so it's more up my alley. Fun stuff.

I'm getting an iMac in a few days. Good times ahead.

April 26th, 2009



This one's good too. )

April 19th, 2009

I Should Post Stuff

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Four player co-op. Fuck yeah: http://www.hulu.com/watch/58774/x-play-all-access-preview-ghostbusters-the-video-game?c=Videogames

I've reached Level 2 at Project Euler. Time to shoot for Level 3. It's going to take much longer since my math-fu is weak. :3

I should get a desk, so that I can get a pimped out computer. Then... I don't know. Step 3 eludes me.

March 12th, 2009

Not Selling Well

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I just thought I'd share with you guys. I got a royalty check the other day, for my book Voice. It says that I sold a whopping six copies in the winter quarter. :(

I have a check for $9.98 (which is strange since I thought I was getting $0). I don't have the heart to cash it, since those six people are members of my family. What's worse is that I paid $100 for distribution and advertisement of said book. The loss of money doesn't bother me as much as the lack of interest. I knew the book wouldn't be great, but... :(


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The good news is that I'm at Level 1 on Project Euler (meaning I've solved 25 problems to date). In time I'll reach Level 2.

February 23rd, 2009

Let's Play Thread

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Digimon: Digital Card Battle. The thread is a go!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3085150

February 22nd, 2009

I'm going to try and start an LP thread at Something Awful. It's a screenshot thread, so it should be easy to work with. Also, it involves card games, so it'll be fun for me.

Also, I stated watching these again. Portal references and DUEL DISK SYS~TEM. http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/episodes/625551/

January 27th, 2009

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So, one of the reasons I'm an athiest is because I don't think their is a sentient force guiding the universe. I'm willing to believe in the power of randomness. It's still a leap of faith, but at least it's not asking me to believe some Big Brother is out there watching me and offering aid as necessary (because I don't see that).

However, that's not the only reason I'm athiest. The other reason is that I dislike organized religion in general. I find that when people attempt to take spirituality and turn it into a community (or a club, more aptly), they tend to become overly serious, overly near-sighted, and overly dramatic about whether they are "right" or "wrong". Spirituality should be a personal thing and shouldn't require someone else telling you whether you're right or wrong. The whole point of spirituality is belief - sacred opinion, in other words.

The reason I bring this up is become I saw someone on the bus with a book in his hands entitled "Why The Ten Commandments Matter," by D. James Kennedy. The man was a balding adult, so I think he would understand this already. The Ten Commandments matter because they are commandments. God commanded his subjects to do something (in the interest of promoting Good, but it's a command nonetheless), so He expects you to follow them. You shouldn't need a book to explain this.

In truth, the book isn't about that. It's about how and why the Commandments apply today, and how the idea of "grace" doesn't make the Commandments pointless since God would take us to Heaven anyway. (As a reminder, "Grace is God's unmerited favor. That is, grace is God doing good for us that we do not deserve." - http://www.learnthebible.org/q_a_what_is_grace.htm, the first interpretation of many.) I suppose this is a sensible endeavor, but most reviews say that the book is just pontification and doesn't offer any new information.

In short, I'm still amazed at what people will say and do because of their beliefs. They will claim to be part of a group even when people within that group can't agree on their beliefs. That would be like if scientists couldn't agree on what the right answer to their logically-derived questions were.

Which, of course, happens on a daily basis. So in truth, nobody knows anything about anything. They just claim they do and form lobby groups to prove it and swing their weight around, in order to get what they want. Occasionally, they do good work though, so I can't fault any of them. All I can ask is that they work more and bitch less.

January 21st, 2009

I Just Found Out

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... In nine months, I'm going to be an uncle!!

January 16th, 2009

/b-ness

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http://plus.maths.org/issue45/features/berman/index.html


"The idea that randomness is part of the very fabric of nature was revolutionary: it had previously been taken for granted that the laws of physics didn't depend on the size of things. But in quantum mechanics they do. The scale of things does matter, and the smaller the scale at which you look at nature, the more different from our everyday view of the world it becomes: randomness dominates the small scale world."

January 15th, 2009

Humility

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http://russellsteapot.com/images/comics/2007/Image065.jpg


Also, when the hell did Tower Defense games become all the rage? The iPhone is loaded with them. Even Square-Enix has made one by recycling the sound and graphics of their Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced II game. Who owns the rights to all these games, or does everybody have the right to make their own and get rich off it?

January 4th, 2009

PHYSICS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eaf6iy4k-Vc&feature=related

(Apparently it comes out in June of this year. That's an awful long time to wait.)

January 2nd, 2009

Zunes Experience Real Y2K

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Funniest thing I've heard all year. It's not made clear in this post, but the error occurred because the Zune 30gb hardware wasn't programmed to handle the last day of a leap year properly. So the 'fix' is for people to wait until January 1, 2009 (a non-leap year). The Zune will suddenly work again at that point.


The official fix:
http://gizmodo.com/5121822/official-fix-for-the-zune-30-fail


The official news:
http://gizmodo.com/5121311/reports-30gb-zunes-failing-everywhere-all-at-once

December 29th, 2008

My First Big-Boy Book

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Hey all, long time no see! Hope everyone had a happy holiday. I got lots of clothes, and I treated myself with a copy of Fallout 3, which I started last night. I've already gotten a sheriff killed and gained karma for it.


I'm so excited that I might explode. It turns out that my book is being distributed by Wordclay.com, just as they promised it would be. You can find it on Amazon by searching "seth turtle", or by using my handy link here. http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/1604813911/ref=sr_1_olp_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1230566349&sr=8-1


You can also get it directly from Wordclay.com here. http://www.wordclay.com/BookStore/BookStoreBookDetails.aspx?bookid=38814


The price I made was the middle one. Don't know why the same vendor has two prices that are almost $5 apart. >__> Shenanigans, I tell you.


Anyway, if you want me to foot the bill for you on the book, gimme a call and we'll figure something out.

December 8th, 2008

I don't know what made me think of the Pippi Longstockings movie I saw as a kid, but I went to Wikipedia to read up on the character. I never knew she was in a Japanese video game.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstockings

Also, if any of you actually remember watching the movie, here's the song for it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86vUaEkA5ic

December 4th, 2008

Fantastic Contraption

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Here's a solution I made for a particular level of Fantastic Contraption, an online puzzle game.

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=4733207


And another for the following level.

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=4733310

November 5th, 2008

The Little Things

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So I told a friend of mine, paraphrased a bit, "I'm glad Obama won, because McCain shoots people in the face accidentally." She then reminded me that Cheney did that, not McCain.

The fact that I know nothing about politics distresses me more now than it ever did at any other time in my life. I'm angry because I don't know why. I think I might just be embarrassed by my screw-up, but it could also be that I feel less-than-noble for eschewing my rights so carelessly when others do so much to acquire the same rights for themselves.

Also, I've been trying to publish my less-than-stellar first book, "Voice", under a Wordclay publishing license. However, an intensely stupid programming error is preventing me from purchasing, or indeed emptying, my cart on their website. It's infuriating. I've informed the site of the error and they assure me that it will be fixed. In the meantime I need to speak to a real person in order to set up my book's ISBN (library) number and distribution.

Furthermore, I can't bring myself to talk to this beautiful woman I see every morning on the bus. Today she sat next to me and it bothered me that I was too shy to say Hello. Instead I just nodded awkwardly. More embarrassment.

So, to summarize, I'm pouting over little things. But, I have coffee and friends, so it'll be fine eventually.

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October 24th, 2008

Virtual Murder

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Internet. Serious.

http://www.pcworld.com/article/152762/woman_jailed_for_murdering_avatar.html

October 17th, 2008

Free Rifftrax on Hulu

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huey
Enjoy an episode of The Hulk! :O

http://www.rifftrax.com/hulk

October 6th, 2008

A series of 13-minute videos describing the various dimensions, with the intent of bringing our intuition up into the mysterious fourth dimension, and perhaps even beyond. Lots of Escher- and Flatland-quoting. Also lots of dizzying graphics.

http://www.dimensions-math.org/Dim_regarder_E.htm
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